How do you even know this blog exists?

Help me help you.  I took this site down a while ago, and now it is back up and it is getting visits.  How is it that you know to come here? 

All you have to do is leave a response.  It is easy.  Please help me.

I am taking over the jail in a couple of days.

That is right.  I will be in jail for three days.  I am looking forward to my time there.  It will be nice to have a couple of days to just relax and take a break from the grind out here in the free world.

The system is a bunch of shit. I hope you pigs are done messing with me so I don't have to unleash all holy Hell on this fair town.  Mostly I just want Robert Judkins to speak to the judge.  That is, speak to Judge and I will sentence thee to have your face cleaned up.  Ugly bastard.

Blog numero un.

Just a little taste of what is ahead.  Three installments of this new novel on Kindle.  Then release the paperback maybe a week later.  And if we are lucky, a new and unabridged revisit to the first novel, with a prologue and forward.

And there is the jail time, June 26-28.  Setting up blogs to go out on those days I won't be at a computer.  The constant reader never stops.

So get out there and live a little.  This might be the only life you got.